COMPETITIVE HUMILITY

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

by Mars28 December 24, 2014

huminate

To relate with other humans.

I've been so lonely that I need to huminate with other peeps.

by Wendy W. December 22, 2010

Humility

Being really good at something and knowing how good you are without feeling the need to announce it to the world.

Cant have much humility when your sitting around talking about how much humility you have.

by arrogantass007 June 22, 2012

Humicorn

Incredibly fast and strong, half human half unicorn.

Not to be confused with a humicoruppy.

Dumb bitch 1: Hes like... incredibly fast and strong!
Dumb bitch 2:Hes like a mystical creature that's... fast and strong
Dumb bitch1: I know right? Hes like... a unicorn! ... but a human
Together in unison: A humicorn!

by agentofsecretstuff November 30, 2010

humid

The plural of "Moisty" or "Moist"

Where there are 2 or more hotties in the same area

"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"

by KT August 18, 2003

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003