Houston 

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

Houston by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022

Houston 

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

Houston by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

Houston 

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

Houston by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023

Houston 

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.

I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.

Houston by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023

Houston 

Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy

Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you

Houston by user4242738981 November 21, 2023

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019