Hose Me Down

A term used when a girl wants to get cum all over her face and tits by 3 or more men at the same time. After having a cock in her ass mouth and vagina she yells HOSE ME DOWN while the men ejaculate all over her.

Hey that cute guy with the tight ass over there and his friends are fucking hot. I am gunna have them Hose Me Down later on my face and tits.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.

Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008

hosedown

to decrease in intensity;minimize

"Yo,hose that shit down!"

by Uru Momo November 7, 2003

hosedown

Stupid idea by (gay) Zack Latour

by Xenomorphs Suck! March 19, 2003

HoseDowner

A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.

A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.

"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"

"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."

by 595959595959595959595959595959 October 19, 2011

Hosanna Hosedown

A slang term for when a group of clergymen gather to engage in "watersports"(Urinating on one another for the purposes of sexual gratification)

"Hosanna" is a cry of salvation in the Christian faith.

"Did you see Father Delaney at last weeks Hosanna Hosedown? He was completely soaked!"

by Dustin Echoes May 15, 2009