Hotdogging

(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:

The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.

1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."

2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

by UF-FL UPS February 4, 2010

Hotdogging

The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...

Man, did you hear my buddy got caught hotdogging that bitch? Even the mom thought he was gay!

by BFDF July 9, 2013

hotdoggin

The act of fumbling intercourse via doggy style resulting in a man’s erect penis sliding up the center of the receiving person’s ass cheeks.

dude I was so drunk last night I kept hotdoggin that bitch.

by Dave P B September 30, 2005

hotdogging

Many are lead to believe to be hotdogging is the insertion of something thick and warm into the bun. This is correct but a further look needs to be taken. A) To be warm, B) together, C)Buns A: I'm cold we should be hotdogging to warm up B: You can't be alone, one hotdog, will go soggy and no hotdogging can happen. C) Buns: Back to front, slowly... (I can't stress enough), slowly. Well you know the rest. Congrats on your first hotdogging.

I was hotdogging, who knew it could be this good

by CjCoplin June 3, 2021

hotdogging

Verb: The practice of nestling the male phallus inside ones posterior between the buttocks and girating violently until the point of climax.

Often used by homosexual men as a means of ultra-safe sex. This practice is aided by the use of Sex Jelly

Fancy some Hotdogging. I am going to sit on your dick (more olive oil) with one leg either side and rub my arse back and forward so its in my crack but not in my hole and get u off that way

by Danniel Horton April 20, 2008

Hotdogging

A glorious yet pointless act where a male takes his penis and shoves it between a girls thong and her ass. This forces his dick into her crack and creates a hot dog of sorts.

*Guy sees a girl with massive crack and thong hanging out*
"Man, I could so go for some Hotdogging right now."

by Daryl-Lynn December 8, 2006

hotdogging

1. stabbing frozen hotdogs into a person's yard in the dead of night, so that come morning they will have thawed and become messy and difficult to remove. Similar to, but messier than, forking.

2. placing one's penis between one's partners buttocks, or having one's partner's penis placed between one's buttocks (but involving no penetration). So named for the perceived similarity to a "wiener" between two "buns".

1. Jordan got Julia's dad back for chasing him the week before by hotdogging his front lawn.

2. Sometimes while spooning Julia thought she could feel an erection from Jordan, and would happily imagine themselves hotdogging.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008