Horton-holing

When you go get Tim Hortons with your friends.

I'm hungry. Would be a great idea to go Horton-holing, eh?

by canadian? October 19, 2021

The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton

I want to be Like
The Austin Horton

by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

Tim Hortons

A food trough where obese Canadians line up for bitter coffee and stale doughnuts.

Tim Hortons coffee is so over rated.

by timmies suck July 26, 2010

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 11, 2006

willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 13, 2013

Horton the Elephant

A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.

Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.

If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.

by Sir Supermegafoxyawesomehot March 03, 2012

Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!

Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??

by masochistic angel March 23, 2020