Hornsey

The kind of guy who wears yellow hoodies and spouts off on Instagram about race, whilst framing his own race with his very existence.

“See that Hornsey over there, what a cunt!”
“Nah, he’s deadly serious - he’s just a Hornsey”
“Did you see Toby’s instagram comment with the fake statistics? What a complete Hornsey”

by Stanthemaninavan June 8, 2025

Hornly

When you are so fucking horny and lonely that you feel like your are crawling outside of your skin with horniness and simultaneously depressed as shit from lack of interaction with your preferred gender.

I'm losing my fucking shit, I'm hornly as hell and it's been three months since I have touched a woman.

by GooseM June 28, 2025

Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Julia Horsley

Julia horselry usualy has orange heaad. Oranege baka! She is good at moin craff! ZShe founded the high tech originaaal chillies bottle, woa so expensif! Author of ctrime and punidhment uwu! SHe so cool :O She so funny and has heelies.

Person 1 : WOAH are you julia horsley!
Person 2 : YEA THAT ME. ONG that chick is god at skating

by jasmine.swag.B) April 13, 2021

Michael Horley

The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.

“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”

by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021

Emma Horley

The antagonist of the Crossed Boundaries’ sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, and the daughter of Michael Horley. After the disappearance of her father, Emma was forced to live with relatives. Upon finding out the person responsible for the Blood Creek fire was never found, which was the presumed location of her father’s death, she set out to find The Strained and exact her revenge.
Although it is difficult to determine Emma’s role as an antagonist since she technically isn’t bad, the second part is through The Strained’s point of view.

“It’s all right there, and they mentioned her name as well, in the paper’s text, it read Emma Horley.”

by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021

hope horney

Hope horny is a word used to describe a loner with 0 friends who will take out themselves one day

Hey look at hope horney over there!

by anonymous March 15, 2022