Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.

*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!

by duckinator617 July 27, 2010

Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.

I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.

by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

Dannel on them hoops

When your friend, Daniel, decides to get cereal. During the act of pouring cereal into a bowl, you push it over the side of the table. When Daniel goes down to scoop up the cereal, you forcefully push him, resulting in him being on the ground on top of the cereal. This goes well with screaming ''DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS'' while he in on the puddle of cereal.

I performed a Dannel on them hoops this morning. It was a pleasant experience

by Jack firedragonwolf March 11, 2019

Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.

Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.

by Mysteriousdoor June 9, 2010

google hoops

the oo's in google. To google something sometimes takes time, therefore it can be said that you must go through a lot of google hoops to find what you're looking for.

You would have to jump through a lot of google hoops to find any outdated information.

by vinbok June 16, 2009

Shoot Hoops

A secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. Generally used to misguide the police.

Detective: Sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning?

Accused Criminal: Shoot hoops

by Whatnowfools February 8, 2014