Flagen Hooper

A group of racist Orangutan monkeys who have sex with dildos made of asian chopsticks.

Dude, I was walking in the forest with my girl and all of a sudden we came across some Flagen Hoopers.

by LalaaLeong March 31, 2011

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 23, 2022

hooper trap

When something looks hella good, but it's really a whole bunch of bullshit . When one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good.

Your trying to hooper trap me?
That's a hooper trap like on my life.

by Pauline V April 25, 2017

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 12, 2022

Gym hooper

A person that is only good at practice or in the gym

“Hey is Jason a good player?”

“Nah he’s a gym hooper”

by K4N1 January 26, 2023

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 13, 2021

Real hoopers

The realest of people, only these people can truly relate to Flightreacts

Real hoopers know that you need to tie your shoes up to the top to play to your fullest

by LShapedDemon April 09, 2020