A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.
Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!
by loony_daydreams July 24, 2008
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An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter September 27, 2007
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An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter September 27, 2007
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1. An insult or derogitory word directed at someone acting in a homosexual manor.

2. A beastly person, or animalian human being.

3. A rancor or other huge mythological creature

4. Someone looking for casual, no strings attached sex
1. Get off me you dirty hoon!

2. Man, did you see that dude walk by, what a hoon he was!

3. I swear when I was walking home, this hoon looking ma fuk was staring at me!

4. "This girl kept coming up to me wanting to take me home"
-Why didn't you?
" That hoon was way to smashed!! It woudln't have been morally correct"
by jsmafuk69 June 15, 2009
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a person who lives off the proceeds of prostitution.
ie. a prostitute, pimp, etc
by --Bec-- January 18, 2005
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to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013
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an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job
1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
by didge September 24, 2006
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