honest politician

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009

Honeysack

1. What heese eat out of when travelling on old town roads and valleys.

I've got the heese in the honeysack
Monkeys are attacked
Whipping up dough
Whip it up as a snack
Walking on a cheese
You can whip your dough
I been to China
you ain't even been to Tokyo

by Xylaphone April 11, 2019

les mis be honest

The super gay way of saying "Let's be honest", only said by true Les Misérables fans.

Les mis be honest buddy, that cheesecake be dandy!

by Geoman2 November 18, 2013

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

Honeysmacker

An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, and slaps him in the face.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Emily likes to give Jake a Honeysmacker?
Guy 2: Eww, that's gross!

by Maxwell Quincy March 1, 2008

honesti

pretty girl who is smart and nice to her best friends and people she does not know and sometime clumsy and mean if you mess with her and her best friends and will break your heart if you break her best friend heart.

honesti can you please come here.

by its a name January 31, 2017

honest

What everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear

Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat?

Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.

Girl: Wtf is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.

by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008