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Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay
Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.
by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019
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homothetically

the idea of thought of a homosexual or speaking like a homosexual.
Homothetically speaking, the man's ass is hot.
by freedontime February 21, 2006
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homohate

A person that hates homosexuals, different from a homophobe which is a person who is afraid of homos.
Guy 1: Dude look at that gay dude.

Guy 2: I'm leaving.

Guy 1: What? Are you a homophobe?

Guy 2: No! I'm a homohate, i hate homos, not afraid of them
by longsnappingod1 March 30, 2009
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homotendencies

1)tendency to look at erotic, homosexual pornography
2)feeling of longing toward member of same sex
3)tendency to lust after members of the same sex
You watch, one day Alana will have homotendencies too!
by Ellie Yorkine February 7, 2005
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homotesticle

That guy there is homotesticle!
by bayyPiNAY May 25, 2009
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Homote

Huh·moht
-verb (used with object), -mot-er, -mot·ing.

1. to help or encourage to promote homosexual events
2. one who is promoting a homo erotic festival
3. to aid in organizing homosexual activities
4. an alleged straight male promoting an event/activity which is or may be homosexual in nature
Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend and I went and saw Celine Dion in Vegas and it was amazing! You should totally check it out!

Guy2: You are totally homoting that concert and no straight man would watch a Celine Dion concert.

Example 2
Guy 1: I totally got a swirly straw, fruit, and an umbrella in my virgin raspberry daiquiri, you all should go hurry and get one!

Guy 2: You are such a homoter, I'm getting a rum and coke!
by BigLuvin February 22, 2011
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homortified

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.
Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.
by H.T.J April 7, 2005
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