Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by anonymous March 28, 2021

Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024

Comfortable

Welp...

Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2025

Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.

-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.

by 2 pump May 6, 2021

Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up

I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...

by Doctor Spock February 1, 2025

Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless

(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable”

by 𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 October 7, 2022

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023