Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

To be completely baffled and yell "holy fucking", but then make up a random long word reminiscent of how the alphabet would sound if you said it as one long, big, distraught word.

Guy 1: Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Guy 2: What, what's wrong?

Guy 1: That's one big shark

by Old School Scissors October 10, 2009

holy fuck a moly

same as holy fuck, but less offensive.

Holy fuck a moly it's hot out here!

by Tigertamer August 3, 2005

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

Holy Fuck Knuckles

When you see something so excessive, amazing, horrifying, fortuitous, or otherwise awesome, that you are bereft of any other words to say.

Scott: "That guy just walked out the flaming wreckage after a car accident!"
Bob: "Holy fuck knuckles! He is still walking!"

by pokettomonsuta November 20, 2017

oh holy fuck

Phrase commonly said in British society. Used to express surprise and alarm as well as heightened emotion.

Upon meeting the famous movie star unexpectedly, his sister exclaimed "Oh holy fuck!"

by Lyssa December 25, 2004

Holy fuck buckets

A phrase used when in shock or surprised.

girl 1: miley cyrus just won the oscar
girl 2: HOLY FUCK BUCKETS! THAT IS GREAT!

by Anteaterbanana April 11, 2010

holy fucking shit

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

by ekoshyun July 1, 2003