hokie

the team that put chris long to shame. hahahaaaaaa

person 1: so did you see the hokies play this week?
person 2: yeah they beat uva!

by Kim Johnson January 14, 2008

hokie

1. Someone who prides football over academics and all other sports. See also Wonderlic
2. Someone that has a rap sheet longer than their resume'.
3. Usually associated with the (edited) word, "f**kin'".

Another f**ckin' hokie football player got arrested today.

by GoHoos July 29, 2008

hokie

a 2 syllable nonsense word made to tkae up space in the hokie cheer

"no, hokie has nothing to do with turkeys.
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"

by tommya October 25, 2006

hokie fanokie

The italian word for a rectum.

I spread her ass cheeks and rammed my cock into her hokie fanokie.

by `Jinja May 10, 2008

Hokie

your mother's room key

Asian guy: "dude. chick's a milf!"
stoned white kid: "dude. i got her hokie."

by stifler January 26, 2005

Hokiecaust

Two separate attacks on April 16th, 2007 on Virginia Tech campus in which Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people, and wounding many more. A combination of the term "Hokie", the nickname of the school, and Holocaust, the horrible tragedy of Hitler exterminating 12 million people, including 6 million Jews.

"Did you hear about the Hokiecaust?"
"Yeah, that shit is fucked up."

by m987 May 18, 2007

Hokie

A Hokie is a very stubborn person who will misbehave an act like they are someone who posses a threat.

See that Hokie over there Man? You can wash him so hard.

by Georgejr6 December 23, 2008