Belly Hoist

A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.

Hey baby, get on your hands and knees, it's belly hoist time!

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

do da heisman

ta stiff arm a girl when ha breath stanks, when she ugly, or when she tryna get in ya grill

do da heisman on dat hoe -Dem Heizman Boyz

by Dirty Dre January 27, 2007

Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

heisman

Stiff-armed pose, based on the Heisman Trophy, given to a suitor or potential suitor with the goal of minimizing or avoiding contact.

Sally wanted to hang out and watch Titanic tonight, but I gave her the Heisman so I could hit poker night.

by Frank Frankson March 29, 2005

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009

heisman that ho

When a woman is performing fellatio on her knees and just before the man ejaculates he pushes her away in the same manner as the Heisman pose and lets it go in her face.

She was using her teeth too much so next time I'm gonna teach the bitch a lesson and heisman that ho.

by wirg September 13, 2007