by Exqueezeme! May 20, 2016
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A hoedall is a box, bag or barrow used to transfer your hoe - usually when they are drunk or spaced out.
A hoedall is a box, bag or barrow used to transfer your hoe - usually when they are drunk or spaced out.
Had to clear the tools out of my mobile case to use it as a hoedall to get Clare’s drunken arse home.
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a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Get the hoedown piss mug.Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
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Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006
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by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011
Get the Hoedown mug.HOEDY - a noob that fails at life. He can be found lurking at 12chan.org or SYI's IRC channel. It's best to stay away from this creep, as he just keeps saying "needs moar cp".
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