Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 21, 2022

Raunchy Hocks

What you smell when you are right behind a big, sweaty beast of a... well, just a big sweaty beast that didn't quite finish the paperwork last time they purged.

Person 1: Dude, that was a killer spin class, eh?

Person 2: Yeah, 'cept for those damn raunchy hocks on that gal in front of me.

by Cycle NC April 14, 2011

Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male

That dudes a hock god

by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017

hock head

A huge fan of the sport hockey

Can’t wait for the hockey season to start, I’m a huge hock head!

by DemonxxWolf May 8, 2019

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

hocked in a skip

Mid-western slang. It mean to be thrown in a dumpster.

Kaya: Dude... i feel like i was just hocked in a skip...
Morgan: i know the feeling.

by Cherry on topp April 10, 2006

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010