don’t be a destiny hobbs.
by Spookiiiy lee February 24, 2019
Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.
by Woody14898 December 20, 2006
The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
A Fast and Furious Movie, Hobbs and Shaw is an action film released in July of 2019. It features Dwane Johnston, Jason Statham, and Vanessa Kirby.
by ClatckeEmu September 1, 2019
Dennis Hobbs ALSO known as Dman is a CFO local to the Seattle area known for all of his political clout and decisions that took benefits away from starving children.
"DUDE was that the Dman (Dennis Hobbs)?"
"yea I think so, he is souch a cold basterd he made my blood freez"
"yea I think so, he is souch a cold basterd he made my blood freez"
by SMART ASS 123 November 5, 2009
Logan Hobbs is a great guy with a massive schlong. He will pound through anyone who gets in the way of his dream of becoming a professional toe sucker.
by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 11, 2021
This guy's a true character. He's a big fat black man from Mississippi but has been living in Brooklyn for the last ten years. This man really knows the know about what's happening around Brooklyn.
by uhhhhhhhhuhhhhh December 11, 2017