by AriAstor March 19, 2010
Get the Hearing AIDS mug.The community of handicapped individuals who severely require excessive support in their everyday lives. These individuals are not considered "citizens," since they are incapable of contributing to society, and generally useless. They are the subject of ridicule and pity by the educated and respectable in each culture. Basically useless, hearing people wander Earth in a form of stupor, unaware of their surroundings, environments, and situations. Kind-hearted, wise Deaf individuals make a point of avoiding hearing people, so as not to harm or confuse them with superior Deaf intelligence. Unfortunately, there are many of the Deaf who choose to attempt to help the hearing of the world, unaware or oblivious to the fact that they cannot be helped and are doomed to a life of insignificance. Worse still are those in the Deaf community who attempt to imitate hearing people, for whatever absurd reason; these mentally disturbed souls are called the "hard-of-hearing." Furthermore and in conclusion, the foundation of hearing people is a complex and inescapable web of stupidity, failure, and blasphemy.
Person A: Wow, that guy is so stupid.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.
Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")
Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.
Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")
Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.
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Someone who orders coffee and sandwich's for four at the drive through and takes a lot of time, driving everyone in the line crazy.
by David Lawrence Bentley August 24, 2007
Get the Tim Hoarding mug.Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.
What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
by long&lengthy November 30, 2010
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Get the Hoarding mug.Once upon a time, a girl named Jenny was welcomed to the world in 1996. She would be called a whore, so when she is in action, it would be called "Horing".
by tganz August 23, 2011
Get the horing mug.HSUS has defined “hoarding” as a mental disorder where a person owns more than the “typical number” of animals and does not care for them in the way HSUS thinks they should. HSUS has further described the “typical number” of animals owned by the typical animal owner as being about two and it provides definitions for “proper care” that are unreasonable in the broadest sense.
DSM-IV does not recognize hoarding as a mental disorder, but only as a symptom of some disorders. Hoarding, in the real world, means to keep and collect things that may or may not have value, and to keep so many things that they stop having value to the person who keeps them.
Hoarding, in the sense that HSUS would want people to believe, means to keep animals in filthy conditions. While this could be problematic, the act is not so unique that it requires its own definition or the reclassification of people who do it as mentally ill. People who keep many animals may or not be mentally ill, yet HSUS is attempting to pass legislation that defines animal owners as mentally ill “hoarders.” HSUS further wants to see mentally ill people classified as criminals.
DSM-IV does not recognize hoarding as a mental disorder, but only as a symptom of some disorders. Hoarding, in the real world, means to keep and collect things that may or may not have value, and to keep so many things that they stop having value to the person who keeps them.
Hoarding, in the sense that HSUS would want people to believe, means to keep animals in filthy conditions. While this could be problematic, the act is not so unique that it requires its own definition or the reclassification of people who do it as mentally ill. People who keep many animals may or not be mentally ill, yet HSUS is attempting to pass legislation that defines animal owners as mentally ill “hoarders.” HSUS further wants to see mentally ill people classified as criminals.
“Typically, hoarding is an activity with obvious psychological roots, and in many cases it verges on serious mental disorder. Many who have studied it consider it a consequence of serious attachment disorders . . .. Our state anti-cruelty statutes were not drafted with animal hoarding in mind, and generally do not facilitate effective prosecution and resolution of such cases.” –Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of HSUS
by NoAnimalsLeft May 16, 2010
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