myspace HIV

This is when you get the fever of myspace and realize that you'll die in that chair sooner or later.

I got into it and I cant leave it... I think I got myspace HIV

by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008

HIV Knees

When your knees are really fucked up as a result of an over-devolped crick symptom of the leg.

"Dean shut up, youz got HIV Knees."
-Tungsten

"Dean can't come out and play because he's got HIV Knees." -Dean's mom

by JAMESJ March 4, 2003

HIV/AIDS

Gods tool of purification for the human race, as this virus is seen to have swept through homosexual and minory communities.

"Did you hear about the HIV/AIDS virus? no, you havent? Well, its Gods tool of purifacation. He uses it to kill minorities and homosexuals. Hes gotta keep the world pure somehow...namean son?"

by Big Nilz January 8, 2008

HIV Positive

what landon is

Landon is HIV positive

by landonmcintosh November 6, 2019

Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

(s)hiv

Being stabbed by a prostitue mid-coitus. Simultaneously being stabbed and contracting Veneral Disease.

Luckily, Haines survived being (s)hiv'ed during his lastest Atlantic City bender.

by Sebring February 17, 2009