dugan helper

slang for cigarette lighter

Let me get that dugan helper so I can spark this dugan.

by abc11112 November 30, 2010

hesperia

The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!

"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.

by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006

tuna helper

the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you're out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..

i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper

by fishegg July 12, 2004

Kavra's Kingdom Helper

Ah, Helpers at Kavra's Kingdom known as "shorter and fatter than knights". At least when they rank up they grow their hair back from Knight, but somehow get shorter? Well at least they have a chance for Proxy. Most experienced rank.

Guard 1:"I'm being squished by this Kavra's Kingdom Helper"
Ally:"Try scooting over"
Guard 1: "There is another helper next to me"
-after picture is taken-
Helper 1: Why am I always being bullied??

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 5, 2020

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

haxpert

A person who is an expert at playing online games, and is so good that people are suspicious that they are using hacks or cheats

That haxpert shot me in the head as I was jumping! AGAIN!

by David Corder February 25, 2008