heeser

someone who says "heese" coined by derek and eddie two heesers

look at that heeser mommy

by gabbygotslots April 29, 2003

sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

heuferelementarymydear

heuferelementarymydear means hugh hefner believes its well easy my dear

thats heuferelementarymydear

by natahana February 6, 2009

dustin houser

Andrew Imboden ain't got shit on Chris Cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and orgasm giving skills, I heard that he can give a woman a squirting orgasm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva

Andrew: Man I wish i was that guy, hell never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. I wish my dick was as big as his.

by shobobo March 27, 2005

Heuer

A misspelling of hehe, used online to express mild amusement and in place of lol.

jim607: im gonna pwn j00!
TaG: heuer n00b.

by TaG August 5, 2004

Hauser

Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.

Dude why the fuck you we're you hausering last night I was trying to get laid.

by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018

Heuerman

Sexy person, that could be mistaken for whore because she will do anything with a boy...and loves to hang around with boys!

Dang that girl must be a Heuerman she is around all those guys.

by lilly grimes March 25, 2009