het-bait

A sarcastic term originating from yuri-bait. The word would initially suggest that it's a pair of characters that give a surface impression of being straight from their interactions with one another, but actually aren't. However because people perceive any character in the media as straight until proven otherwise, which is usually correct, this term is mostly just used to make fun of presumed straightness by using an analogous word to yuri-bait which is pretty common.

Those two characters seem to like one another. Are they actually gonna be straight or is that just another het-bait?

I bet those two characters that are together on the poster will be just another het-bait!

by Ehllie January 16, 2021

Het-a-poof

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

by James St. Jones July 27, 2007

het up

To be irritated, worried, on edge

Why do you get so het up? Cool down!

by Sim August 15, 2003

het nah

Slang for "hey now," which you say when you want someone to stop doing what they are doing.

Het nah, stop talking so loudly.

by LitSlang April 26, 2019

Het lag

When you grow up thinking your straight but turn out to be part of the lgbtq+ community

Guess I had a bit of het lag

by King kirby May 24, 2020

het-cetera

refers to movies gathering together all the remaining straight characters at the end of the story and pairing them up as couples.

Can we fast forward past the het-cetera, please?

This het-cetera doesn't make any sense. These characters have barely interacted!

by lightwiitch November 28, 2016

Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020