paper hanger

a person who makes a profession of passing worthless or fraudulent checks.

joey used to be a paper hanger but now he's a convict.

by padlok February 4, 2009

Hanger welcome

When a hanger of men welcome a new Blue angel

Andre was given a hanger welcome and filled like a Twinkie

by Navy Stud May 2, 2018

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.

“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021

Hedgehog

The cutest animal that has ever lived on our planet. we don’t deserve them

i’m so grateful for my pet hedgehog 🦔

by snobby_fries2161 June 28, 2019

Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 2, 2008

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016