hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012

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Hench

Hench is the word used to describe a situation that is funny/epic, or a situation that was unfortunate.

dude when you threw that water balloon at that sign that was so hench
or
i cant believe that you dumped your ex, that was hench
or

i cant believe that you lost all of your shit, thats hench

by FFTV July 20, 2019

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Hench Stench

1.The overpowering stench you get when you are just so HENCH. It may or may not be B.O. or the smell of the king of men.
2. Even better than being hench

1)You are bare hench stench!
2)Man, put some some deodorant on, you have some hench stench.
3) I benched like 40,000kg last night, I'm hench stench.

by Hench Kempton December 7, 2011

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Hench

Big, strong, muscular

(Samir stuck under a car)
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal

by Flyestmanalive April 14, 2022

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