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Pulling a Hemi

When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.
Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.

Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.

Hemi: I am not astonished.

DOLT!
by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023
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pop a hemi

hemi deriving from the word hemorrhoid, when you are so mad that the pressure of you blood rises the point the loose rectal vessel combusts.

(*this isn't biologically accurate*)
ah man ur dad was so mad when i ding dong ditched his house, i thought he would pop a hemi.
by n.c404 July 23, 2022
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semi-hemi

Wearing my wet suit always gives me a semi-hemi.
by Bobby James! December 13, 2007
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u hemi

As in do You hear me?
by Edmond A. James October 22, 2007
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The Hemi

A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.
What would you like to drink?
I would love The Hemi.
by hemidosphere June 5, 2018
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Te Hemi

A person who is down to earth and cool, They're funny and loyal but are low-key and quiet.
Oh that person is a Te Hemi.
by Asu Sala November 27, 2021
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tossing a hemi

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi
by Dickwyne December 18, 2023
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