Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dickwyne

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorrhoids

Last night I was tossing a hemi with preperation H on my tongue.

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

When you toss the salad and she/he has hemorroids

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi