Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

by RageKage August 27, 2006

heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010

Heidi

to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.

she pulled a heidi on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was Heidied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will Heidi you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an Heidi. (you have yourself a soulmate)

by LUVR86 February 8, 2010

heidi

An absolutely fantastic girl. A gorgeous, funny, lovable, hugable cutie. Double fisting glasses of Stella is not uncommon for Heidi. Saying Heidi is amazing would be an understatement. Heidi is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no such thing as simply "A Heidi," as anyone with the name of Heidi deserves special recognition. Anyone named Heidi should be addressed as "The Heidi" because no Heidi is ordinary and each and every Heidi is worthy of such a title.

Heidi is some to be recognized!

by Naughty Pyne February 2, 2010

Heidi

A really amazing, cool, funny, and an amazing friend and someone your going to wanna have as your friend forever!!!!!

1- who is that shmexy bichey
2- by best friend heidi shes awesome
1- i wish i was friends with her

2- ya im soo happy im friends with her

by shmexy bichey May 9, 2013

Heidi

Heidi is an amazing beautiful girl! She is very loving and caring all the guys want her. But she has one guy at mind...maybe.. she laughs at anything at anytime, she is always there for you when you need her. And when you tell her a secret she keeps it and never tells anyone. Keep that in mind she always apologizes for something she did wrong but when she didn’t do anything wrong she walks away and pretend it never happened I LOVE YOU HEIDI!!!

Oh my god have you seen heidi today? Oof

by Dontworryaboutit May 10, 2019

Heidi

This girl that is way cool.

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.

by Jason June 19, 2003