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Mrs. Heffner

Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.
Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels

Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?


yeahhhhh that bitch
by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009
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Hejner

Hejner is orginally created by the norwegians. Hejner stands for "Han er så god" And it means: "He is so good"
Man 1: That guy is so good at CSGO!
Man 2: Yeah, he is so hejner!
by bevlig April 28, 2021
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mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.
Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
by ThePatriot March 29, 2004
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Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.
"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."
by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009
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hennered

to analy pentrate a young girl or boy without their consent. often violently and publicly.

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guy 1 'OMG you know that guy hennered an asian girl at that party'
guy 2 'wow that shits heavy'

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by badboi1995 February 24, 2011
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hefer

A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy.
"That hefer stole my man, she knows that she is not all that!"
by Gangstax3kate09 January 15, 2007
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Heffernan Syndrome

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

also acceptable:

That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
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