You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

by Chunderboy October 29, 2010

Pullin' A Heap

When something is going very slow.

Phrase derived from the female musician Imogen Heap who is known to write very long, slow, and boring songs.

(Dude 1) Aww dude, this movie is pullin' a heap.
(Dude 2) I know...let's change the channel...

by aidsandfailed November 11, 2009

Uriah Itchy Heap "Cream Style"

Same as uriah itchy heap but with the runs.

Dood check out this puddle of uriah itchy heap

by Mikus February 7, 2003

Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!

by It’s Cha Boi June 11, 2018

hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.

I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.

by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021

Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"

by SliddenMeaning March 18, 2022

dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022