Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.

Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’

by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023

Headless-Home

A house hold that doesn’t include sexual acts involving the oral area.

“I lived in a headless-home for 16 years.”

by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022

Headless

adj) to be stupid; synonym of any word meaning dumb
noun) to have no head, literally

p1: did you see that guy try to kickflip a motorcycle?
p2: yeah, what a headless idiot

p1: have you heard of the headless horseman
p2: yeah i suppose he's pretty scary

by koksukcer June 03, 2021

headless headlock

Term used to describe an unusually large minge also known as a wizards sleeve.

“Crystal has a minge like a headless headlock nearly fell into it.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 06, 2022

Roblox Headless

If you bought Roblox Headless, you either are a 13 Year old brat, or a 8 year old brat on his ipad or laptop, sweating in roblox Da Hood, or E-dating, Neither way, if you bought this. You wasted 31,000 Robux, or in real life money, 387.12$
Please don't buy headless, go buy some dominoes pizzas with it instead, or go get some expensive dinner at some restaurant. Or go spend it on getting some lays potato chips.

guywhogetsnofemales-"I bought Roblox Headless!"

System error, you attracted no females lmao no one cares if you got headless you wasted almost 400$ bro

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021