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giant header syndrome 

An affliction on a web page where an enormous amount of space exists between the top of the page and the content.
That site looked good, but it had a pretty bad case of giant header syndrome

Forced Header 

A term used in football where the ball is kicked (either on purpose or by accident) into another players head or face, without them having time to react (i.e. forcing them to head the ball)

Usually followed by laughter, especially when a particulary powerful shot connects with the face.
Ash: Did you see Johns awesome forced header?
Nat: Yeah, Paul smashed that at him
John: Ow...
Forced Header by ADChick August 1, 2008

tactical header 

To give and/or get head from/in a video game
getting head fom a nuke is a tactical header
online game sex is a tactical header
tactical header by mw2nuke August 20, 2010

England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.

Double Header 

When a simple blow job turns into a fun game of how many times can I make you cum, or how many times can I snap my jaw back into place; blowing someone til they cum, then swallowing and immediately start blowing them again until they cum a second time.
She gave me a double header right on my parents couch!
Double Header by __N00DLe__ June 29, 2011

double header 

When someone give two blowjobs to multiple people at the same time or consecutively.
Today, Lane gave double header to Adam and Peter.