Headboard Snoz

The Headboard Snoz is when the girl is facing the headboard and getting fucked in the ass. The guy fucks her to hard in the ass and the girl breaks her nose on the headboard.

a girl had to go to the hospital after the headboard snoz

by dildo8769 April 20, 2009

Headboard Club

An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.

Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!

by Jamie Greenwood May 5, 2021

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

HeadGear719

The opposite of a douche that is full of it. This type of person does not have a fetish for cars, and doesn't feel the need to always correct everyone even when they are correct.

Guy 1: man he's a dick!

Guy 2: yeah he's not even close to being a headgear719

Gearhead: GRAVITY!!!! CARS!!!! ENGINES!!!!

by The Bantasaur December 4, 2010

chocolate headband

when a dog or any other animal...ect wipes , skims ect its butthole acrossed your head..

ahhhhhhhhh grosssss.... "rex" (pets name) just gave you a chocolate headband..

by kelsie90210 April 15, 2011

Emma's Headband

A soft, dark grey headband belonging to Emma Harverson. Was cheated on by Brayden Black with Lea's Headband. Emma's Headband does not like to be cheated on.

Brayden Black: Emma, can I have your headband?
Emma: No, she doesn't like you.
Julian: Emma's Headband x Brayden Black x Lea's Headband.

by Ace of Doom June 6, 2018

All over it like a japanese Headband

The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it

frank was All over it like a Japanese headband

by Sk8death26 October 2, 2016