Mary Hayes

She’s that bitch. She’s a city girl with a hella good sense of style. She has laser eyes and can spot someone or something for a mile away. She’s ambitious but people underestimate her being able to be better than them. She may or may not own a crusty eyed white dog. There’s a 99.9% chance she is obsessed with gossip girl and a Blair Waldorf wanna be. She’s shy at first but once you get to know her she’s kinda crazy and doesn’t give a shit. Pretty swag if I do say so myself.

Mary Hayes isn’t here she went to palm beach, agian.

by Anonymous bish writer thingie April 25, 2021

Hayes

The perfect guy. Hes amazing. A awesome perosnialy, hes soo cute, and hes just so fun to hang with. Hes the best kisser and will make u feel amzing

i heard ur bf is Hayes
Ya i love him so mcuh

by Sarahmayyy February 17, 2019

Woody Hayes

The greatest football coach that ever lived.

God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."

by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009

Hayek

1. Salma Hayek, a great Mexican-American actress, known for films such as Dogma, Desperado and Frida.

2. Friedrich Hayek, a great Austrian-British economist and political philosopher, known for his criticism of totalitarianism and for his influential books The Road to Serfdom and The Constitution of Liberty.

"Dude, did you watch Dogma?"
"Yeah, Salma Hayek totally rocks in that film."

"Dude, did you read Friedrich Hayek's Road to Serfdom?"
"Yeah, the rule of law and free trade totally rock."

by Aquifex January 17, 2009

isaac hayes

A huge, huge hypocrite. Of course, he's a scientologist. As Matt and Trey put it: "When we were making fun of other religions, he kept cashing in the checks, but when we made fun of his religion, he said he didn't approve of insulting people's religion" or something along those lines.

Isaac Hayes is a hypocritical ass. But hate him, not the character Chef. Or neither if you prefer.

by Adrian June 24, 2006

Hayes school

The home to all chavs make sure you don't get ran over by the mopeds or get shanked vape and Lucozade dealing go on all the time make sure u bring a fiver just an absolute shit hole and all teachers are nonces

Im going "hayes school" you want anything

by Hussywellisdead June 13, 2019

Hayesed

Drunk smashed wankered pissed trolleyed steaming Phil mitchelled

Fuck me you were hayesed last night lad

by Wordsonhim December 7, 2018