tard hauler

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

by sex panther September 23, 2005

coal hauler

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

by JMD December 7, 2004

Coal hauler

A white girl who gets pregnant by only black man whose children will turn out to be the color of coal

Did y’all hear about Britney she got pregnant by Tyrone Now she’s a coal hauler

by Usudyeiw July 16, 2018

Hawley

Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.

Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley

by Hawk69er December 31, 2009

Hamlered

The act or process of getting sloppy drunk while in the town of Hamler, Ohio.

Dylan: Duuuude Blaine was so hamlered at that party in Hamler last night, i think he shit his pants.

Kory: Yeah, wouldn't be the first time.

by BrianPeppersFan July 12, 2011

Hawkerbox

The act of hawking a loogie in to your partner's butthole for maximum lubrication

I had to perform a hawkerbox because her noodle bucket was so damn dry!

by anonymous June 9, 2016

bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.

by Kspesh July 11, 2007