When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.
by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009
Get the I haven't a fuck to give. mug.A beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, sassy, sweet, funny, independent, and stubborn person If you are ever fortunate to encounter a Haven you should hold on to them tight because they bring with them a once in a lifetime kind of friendship They have one of the kindest hearts you will encounter and will always be there when you need someone to lean on They take care of You when you need help and will never leave you when you need them the most They live a life for Christ showing it in everything they do, and hold Jesus in their heart They are the true embodiment of a kind, caring, trusting, and good person Their smile chases out the darkness faster than light She keeps too much too herself and wishes to let others know but doesn’t know how If you have a Haven in your life let them know you will be there for them She is a strong and determined individual, who will always fight for what she wants Haven will speak her mind and won’t hold back what needs to be said She always knows just what to say to light you up when you’re down
She lives her life for others and not for herself She is as selfless as someone could ever be Haven is some you aspire to be She is the friend you have always wished She is everything and deserves eveything Haven may at times think she is alone when in reality she has an army behind her just waiting for a chance to help her fight Everyone who knows somebody by the name Haven has been given a blessing by God, for Haven is an ANGEl ON EARTH!
She lives her life for others and not for herself She is as selfless as someone could ever be Haven is some you aspire to be She is the friend you have always wished She is everything and deserves eveything Haven may at times think she is alone when in reality she has an army behind her just waiting for a chance to help her fight Everyone who knows somebody by the name Haven has been given a blessing by God, for Haven is an ANGEl ON EARTH!
by kbonnieb630 July 10, 2018
Get the Haven mug.1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008
Get the Winter Haven mug.A phrased that one uses to call out or pump up a large group of people. Made infamous by Delia Smith
"This is a message for possibly the best supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you! Come on!"
- Delia Smith to Norwich City supporters
- Delia Smith to Norwich City supporters
by International Bad Boy August 26, 2005
Get the let's be having you mug.Beautiful, amazing and interesting female, Havana's are quite rare and are a good thing to look out for, because they will brighten up your day and make you extremely happy. If you ever happen to meet a Havana do not cross she will extremely happy to show her anger or annoyance.
Omg there's a Havana she's gorgeous and nice.
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Omg isn't that the Havana you pissed off? better be careful.
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Omg isn't that the Havana you pissed off? better be careful.
by chikkypow October 10, 2010
Get the Havana mug.Heavyn is the coolest nigga alive, nobody wants to mess with her (really though, she's too sweet for anybody to wanna fuck with her) Heavyn only has one best friend because she is way too awesome to have more than one. Heavyn is SUPER gorgeous, like you won't find anybody else like her so if you got her, don't let her go. She has sick dance moves and does very good at parties. Neatest personality ever and she is funny as hell. She also loves to be called "little one"
"Damn dude, did you realize how fucking killer Heavyn is?"
"Heavyn & Keegan are the best of friends man, nobody can touch them"
"Heavyn & Keegan are the best of friends man, nobody can touch them"
by Coolestniggahere June 6, 2015
Get the Heavyn mug.The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
by Dr Toast August 10, 2012
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