Cum Hunt

When a man ejaculates and misses whatever he is catching it in and it ends up somewhere in the room. He then has to search for it and clean it up.

(Teenager ejaculates in bedroom and misses the tissue) "Shit my mums coming up the stairs, better go on a cum hunt before she cleans my room and finds it"

Cum Hunt by JanstertheManster December 26, 2011

Witch Hunt 

Where a person decides to target another person for reasons which may, or may not, be obvious. It may be a work colleague who decides to undermine and belittle a co-worker, or it could be a person who makes it their objective to slander the reputation of a 'friend' or associate. Essentially, it is a targeted attack against one person, for reasons that are not necessarily tangible. Trying to find someone to target and humiliate.

At the meeting today I felt like John was on a witch hunt.

Witch Hunt by SuspendedMagic August 25, 2010

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Super Mario / Duck Hunt 

1). A double threat. If somebody is really good at two things. When people do schweet combos.

2). A Classic combo game for the 8-bit. Not the first mario game but the first one Featuring the epic battle between the heroic Mario vs. the malevolent Bowser.
Duck hunt features the legendary laughing dog. Fly Away Quack Quack Quack

1. Did you see that dude kick that guy's ass with that bat while he was drinking a gatorade. Man thats a Super Mario / Duck Hunt.

2. Dude, this fuckin' Super Mario / Duck Hunt game keeps makin' my 8-bit blink, maybe I'll try blowing in it.

Super Mario / Duck Hunt by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Sero Hanta 

Also no definition for tape boi so I made one. He is the true tape man. Also under-rated cinnamon roll. Hero Santa.

Sero Hanta is a good Hero Santa

Sero Hanta by Insomnia+Detrimental.Health August 11, 2019

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

sero hanta 

super thicc tape boi. definitely smokes that grass bruh. scrawny mofo with a cool hair style. he do be drinking his respect women juice tho, sero hanta is god who deserves more recognition!🥺

person 1: flex tape is cool.
person 2: you like sero hanta too? i love that hoe.
person 3: all hail the weed god. on jah!

sero hanta by todowoki November 28, 2019