hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.

Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?

by I can't be blank July 9, 2010

David Hasselhoff

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.

Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!

by App2daSauce February 5, 2009

Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009