Harlem Shake Poop

That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.

Search up "Harlem Shake Poop" online!

by HarlemCulturalExpert September 14, 2019

halema

Halema is the most kindest, generous and smartest girl in the world. She’s probably from South Asia, for example Pakistan or Arabia. But she is the one friend that calms you down, she’s a chill girl and you just love her ! Halema is also cool in her own way, she doesn’t care of what other people says or anything! She’s a strong woman and might seem boring, but when you really get to meet her, she’s funny, awesome and creative! You really wish you had this friend, and don’t forget... she will always be their for you when you need her! She also might seem innocent but wait until you see how freaky she is in bed

Halema is just lovely!

by Hhhhghghhgh October 31, 2020

Harlem Flu

n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge

Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....

by James Hoffa Lincoln May 11, 2012

Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

Harlem Haymaker

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.

My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.

by Magnumus Dongus March 23, 2020

Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010

Haslet

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.

Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!

by kushti October 18, 2010