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hapless romantic

A man that overthinks relationships to over exaggerated proportions and doesn't realize the relationship is over.
Did you what Sean did?

Nah man, what did he do this time?

He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!

Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.

I know, he's such a hapless romantic.
by I'm that guy 1234 February 27, 2015
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Harpies

Fictional band composed of a collection of insanely cool people...especially the female members. Their enormous success can be attributed to band practice.

First Album:r The Tony Danza

Hit Song: Remake of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'
"The Harpies are the shit, I so wanna be in the band".

"Check out that super-hot, incredibly cool Harpie on the tambourine. She is a total Harpette"

Q: "How awesome is that chick? Wish I could give her The Tony Danza!"
A: "Totally awesome. She must be one of the Harpies.
by HarpetteA August 8, 2010
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Harpest

Being the Illest of ill in all thing about and or pertaining to the harp dog.
She is the harpest dog ever.
by Sick ranchez August 23, 2017
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harmless

1) Something that cannot provoke harm.
2) The definition of earth on the Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy before the update. See Mostly Harmless
1) That little bird is harmless
2) Earth was defined as "Harmless"
by 21GgBoi January 20, 2018
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Harmless

Adjective
harm·less
Pronunciation:
/slət ho͞o trī stēl mī ˈdadē/
A adjective use to describe a female who is trying to take a Daddy who is not her own and is already taken by an amazing, hot and kawaii af Babydoll.
"She is harmless"
-Clueless Daddy.
by BabydollsAgainstDaddyThieves September 16, 2018
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harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.
Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.
by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018
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harlesantoin

he is very harlesantoin and kind
by harlesantoin June 14, 2020
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