Harvard Curve

When the woman students begin to look good after you have been there for awhile. They might not really be good looking but to you, since there's not much else to choose from, they start to appear really hot.

Harvard student and his friends from other universities on summer break. "Hey, dude, check out that hot chick from my school." Friend from other university replies, "which hot chick, there's only one girl in the room and she's is not hot." "Oh yeah, I guess you're right. It must have been due to the Harvard curve that everyone at school thought she was so smokin' but I see what you mean now."

by BonesTennis April 22, 2010

harvard-westlake

A well-known independent high school in Studio City, CA. The student body is composed of about 1,500 kids highly invested in their education. Most students participate actively in extracurriculars such as the visual and performing arts, as well as athletic teams. In addition, each year, every student reaches out to the community to help those less fortunate. Harvard-Westlake is a tightly knit social community that has a reputation for a reason - most of its students are kind, dedicated, and worldly people.

Wow, you go to Harvard-Westlake. You must be smart

by theRealHW April 23, 2008

Harvard Mouth

Occurs when a person, usually of private schooling (Harvard/Yale/Princeton/etc), in an effort to show their superiority corrects a person's usage of grammar/verbage/word choice in spoken conversation. The reason for this is threefold: A) Their education costs a ridiculous amount, and while this education is in no way superior to a public school education, they feel the need to try and show how amazing going to a private school was by becoming the grammar police. B) This is usually done to hide their huge inferiority complex because they spent a shit ton on their education and that still does not make them special, and by correcting others in such mundane topics harkens back to days of yore where they sat at the head of the class as the teacher's pet. C) No one has been paying any attention to them for the past 5 minutes and their fragile narcissistic personality can not handle the 5 minute descent in obscurity by not being the center of attention.

"Me and Dan are headed out."

"Excuse me but you should say 'Dan and I are headed out' that is proper English!"

You have just been Harvard Mouthed/That person has a bad case of Harvard Mouth

by Stop_F-ing_Correcting_Me April 29, 2010

Harvard-Yale situation

A scenario in which a prestigious institution is in close competition with a slightly less prestigious institution. Named after, of course, Harvard and Yale.

Both sports teams were good, but one always seemed to push just a little past the other. It was a real Harvard-Yale situation.

by crohall June 6, 2011

Harvard on the Highway

Another name for Catawba Valley Community College (CVCC) in Hickory, NC.
Located on Highway 70 across from the luxurious Wal-mart.

This is where people go when nobody else accepts them.

John: I go to NC State!
Bob: I go to UNC!
Jane: I go to Duke!
Ann: I go to Harvard!...on the highway..

John: Harvard on the Highway, nice.

by HickorySucks February 23, 2008

Harvard

1) Even if you don't go here, you can be just as successful. A degree is a degree.

2) A prestigious and expensive school with a stereotype of being the best school in the USA, but it has a big rape problem. They had 128 cases of it in the last few years and here's another fact: The administration don't care

Person#1: I got accepted to Harvard.
Person#2: Dont waste your money. You really don't need to go there.

by 3.1415926535897932384 October 10, 2016

Harvard

The college that you'll most likely not get into unless you work yourself to death at school.

Nick: Hey, Ed.
Ed: Yeah?
Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet?
Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in.
Nick: Why not?
Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher

by un-named August 13, 2006