you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

happied

1) Express happiness
2) Clean term for 'orgasm'

1) I happied a lot after i got my macbook.
2) I happied all over her face

by Leebstah February 5, 2010

happee

When a person or animal is so friggin excited, happy, joyful and elated that they lose bladder control and pee just a little.

My boyfriend makes me so happee!!!

by HighMaintenance68 April 30, 2016

what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.

Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"

by Phatban87 April 26, 2016

What had happened

This is the opening phrase to indicate that a fictitious story is to follow.

Girlfriend: Oh no you didn't, what is all that white stuff on your boxers... ain't from me brotha!
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.

by MrsMcGhee2Your January 11, 2013

what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.

Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"

by ESoro September 2, 2006

why what happened?

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.

man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????

by Yoav moran March 10, 2005