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Crab apples as the wind blew through my feet. Bob that's my butt I whispered tip toeing over the green nugget. How many cow bells fit in his pants? 72&three chicken hair.
Me: Don't blub so much you'll turn into a pussywillow.

you:Oh sorry
JUNG HANI: I WANNA BE A PUSSYWILLOW!
jung hani by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014
Related Words
Hani hanitizer Hania hanif Hanifa hanin hanime Haniel Hanine hanish

Doing a Hani

Doing a Hani is where someone becomes stupid during an argument, and when he realizes he loses he rage quits.
"Wow, that guy was just doing a Hani. He really shouldn't do that"

albin hani 

Albin hani is A sexy,smart and a really nice person
Oh you Are as sexy as Albin hani
albin hani by Mogambooo December 11, 2016

Chris AND Hani 

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

Nicole Hani 

A pretty girl that loves people and likes to fuck with her boyfriend. Has big ass and titties.
Nicole Hani by vfjvbefj gbgebeefv November 11, 2018
Mr.Hani means that you are really over weight,
And about to explode because nothing fits anymore and fat stoped growing from the front because of lack of space and started growing back. (Back of the neck)
What is the opposite of Mr.Hani?

Being thin 😂
Mr.Hani by 2eblise January 21, 2020