iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then
by Jackroll April 3, 2006
by Rowdy Burns July 5, 2006
Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.
Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.
or
Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!
or
Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!
by m0012 April 27, 2008
Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.
by Laxer23 December 13, 2007
A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.
Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.
Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.
"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes
by Everyone hates Tien September 14, 2017
I'm Steve Handjobs
by Adrilian June 2, 2021