Philly Handsteak

A philly handsteak (wit or witout) is when you slather your fist in cheeze whiz and inserting it in your partners anus. Philly Handsteak wit, is the same as Philly Handsteak but you slap them in the face with raw onion.

We had a few bud lights and before I knew it, she was giving me a Philly Handsteak, wit.

by mighkey November 3, 2022

Handitapable

To describe an attractive handicapped person who you would like to have sex with.

"Damn boy that girl with one leg is handitapable"

by Twitty October 11, 2004

handstand

This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.

I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.

by LeftOn4ya October 22, 2007

Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.

Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.

by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009

Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.

It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!

by Chow Cheeby December 3, 2010

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.

Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.

by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005