More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.

I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.

by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

Abo's handbag

An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.

Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.

"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".

by PerpetualTraveller May 16, 2007

Gins Handbag

A gins handbag often refurs to a Gins (old Australian Aboriginal womans) goon bag that the vast magority of Gins cary with them. Much like the regular handbags that many civalised woman carry today.

Aboriginal 1 - 'oi dardz go get maaas hand bag for our journey to the traino'
Aboriginal 2 - 'Yeah boi unna'
15 minutes later....
Aboriginal 2 - 'bro its all warm'
Aboriginal 1 - 'no shit dardz its a gins handbag

by Dardz boi yeah April 10, 2011

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.

My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.

by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018