Skip to main content

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!
by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020
mugGet the hancock tears mug.

Hancock House

Hancock Hou, ses are thin, boxy, ugly. poorly constructed houses used for urban infill in gentrifying neighborhoods.

Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."
Oh boy #9.

The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.
by Ninfa Mondegonfo MOn December 31, 2020
mugGet the Hancock House mug.

Hancock apology

To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.

Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"

Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
mugGet the Hancock apology mug.

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17
Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose
by Hancock nose December 11, 2023
mugGet the Hancock nose mug.

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril

- TDAWG MITCHELL
ayo fakeport der has a hancock nose
by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Hancock nose mug.

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.
"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.
by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015
mugGet the Angry Hancock mug.

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.
by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021
mugGet the matt hancock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email