When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
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Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."
Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."
Oh boy #9.
The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.
The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.
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To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
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