Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

Hame

your typical hoe bitch

he's such a hame

by sxpremehoesssss April 25, 2019

Hamed

A boy that plays game and never thought about life but a diamond tester

Hamed med.

by EBrahem February 14, 2021

Luke Hames

A fat, rock-looking boy with poor dieting skills

Jeez, you are such a Luke Hames

by JonnyStorm69420 May 3, 2023

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 11, 2019

Dirty hameed

When the guy is on his game and the girl is sucking his dick and he gets off right before he cums

“Ugh I really wanna do a dirty hameed rn”

by Jayla2000008 September 7, 2021