Cyanide and Happiness

Unlike the dumbass who just made an opinion above me. Its a web comic with hilarious jokes. Some people don't like it, some people do. You can find the series in www.explosm.net

Guy 1: Cyanide and happiness is so awesome!!!
Guy 2: It sucks dicks.

by Bicko August 25, 2007

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

Happiness

laying in a bubble bath, drinking apple juice. Watching netflix or reading sappy novels is optional.

omg I'm taking a bath right now, and my aj is sitting on the edge...is there more to life? Probably not. This is the epitome of happiness.

by aj-lover June 30, 2014

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

pursuit of happiness

Great song by Kid Cudi

Dude, I was blazed out of my mind and listening to the pursuit of happiness.

by combineelite October 20, 2010

helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

Halinskied

When you get fucked over.(in the military)

Ammo is going to be here at 1030.... man it is almost 1400 and still no ammo, we just got HALINSKIED!

by Frank from walmart January 4, 2010