hallway pinball

A phrase used to describe the act careening uncontrollably down a hallway bouncing off walls and knocking down pictures on your way. The “Player” is usually found to be in a very inebriated state.

Dang did you see Patty playing hallway pinball on her way to the bathroom?

Yea she was hammered… one too many shooters for her. You can bet she will be doing the Technicolor yawn later… luckily she will likely have her shirt off by then.

by word jocky June 27, 2007

hallway sex

When a relationship has turned sour and the closest thing to having sex is walking past one another in the hallway and saying, "f__k you!"

"She hates me so much right now all we ever have is hallway sex."

by poovoir February 24, 2014

hallway meeting

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.

I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.

by Milhouse 911 March 17, 2014

Hallway crush

a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)

idek my hallway crush’s name

by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023

sausage hallway

Another name for a sluts vagina.

Guy 1: "I got with Clarissa last night!"
Guy 2: "Isn't she a slut? I've heard shes got a sausage hallway."

by christian11M February 15, 2017

Use the hallway

A polite term for farting in a simi-public place.

Bill: Hey I gotta fart
John: Dude just go over there and use the hallway

by Green Hat November 8, 2011

Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".

As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008